my blog is great but have u seen my ass

someone please help me.
i think that i may be a 42 year old woman trapped in a teenager’s body.
help. please.
oh no. that bottle bottle of rosé on the coffee table is calling my name.
please. seriously.
oh no. not the xanax too.

Reblog if you don’t have a girlfriend or boyfriend.

nevergonnawalkpastafez:

highpitchedscreaming:

no-not-now-mama:

boston-strong-forever:

momoandmimi:

sweet-words-of-horror:

That’s a lot of notes. Let’s all date each other. Everyone get into groups of two.

Let’s do the math then.

with 841,518 reblogs that would be 420,279 couples.

cAN I GET MINE IN PINK PLS

everytime I see this post it has an even amount of notes, I guess I’m just doomed to be alone forever

ODD NUMBER

i wish that i could be crushable.

"When I was 12 boys slid their hand up my thigh and slapped my butt. I smiled and took it because I didn’t know it was okay to say stop. I didn’t know that I could say no. So, when the principal calls telling me my daughter is suspended for punching a boy who wouldn’t stop touching her, I will cook her favorite meals. When she tells me how she cursed at the boy who wouldn’t move his hands off her knee even though she asked him to, I will smile and pull out her favorite movie to watch together. I will celebrate the fact that she accepts her body as her own and knows she has the right to say no. I never want my daughter to think her body belongs to men, because it is her own and my god should she be proud. I will teach her it’s more than okay to say stop, something I wish I had known when I was that age."
— don’t be soft, let the world know you exist // 5-26-14 // 9:01AM (via restrictedthoughts)

gallifrey-feels:

imaginingfreedom:

clown-dick:

id like think im an alternative badass girl who doesn’t give a fuck and doesnt live by societys rules, but in reality i do all my homework and never back talk teachers and i say “please” and “thank you” and “sorry” way too much.

this post is making me rethink my life why

Hermione Granger did all of those things and was still a total badass

posted 1 day ago with 1 note

i’m looking for a sperm donor who is intelligent, witty, is in great shape, has blue eyes, and is fictional.

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a-fandom-utopia asked: "your URL IS LITERALLY THE RADDEST SHIT IN TOWN SO GUESS WHAT WE'RE FRIENDS NOW"

AWESOME! AnD GUesS wHat, YOur IcOn PiC iS CoSIMA and SHes My FAvorIte CLone. So WEre ToTalLY FRieNds nOw!

ailuroidea:

ifyoureallycared:

“People have decided how they are going to perceive her. No matter how many times she smiles, they’ll put in the one picture where she’s not smiling.” - Robert Pattinson

I’M SORRY BUT I CAN’T NOT REBLOG THIS

laurazocca:

I like drinking tea alone, and reading alone.

I like riding the bus alone, and walking home alone.

It gives me time to think, and set my mind free.

I like eating alone, and listening to music alone.

But when I see a mother with her child;

A girl with her lover;

Or a friend laughing with their best friend;

I realize that even though I like being alone

I don’t fancy being lonely.

after 3+ years on tumblr this is still the most relevant accurate thing i’ve ever seen

clandestineclemintine:

So if JLaw does a nude scene in a movie, she’s hot. If she has one one her personal hard drive, she’s a slut. I am so freaking confused.

thewicked-eternity